Terms of Service
Last Updated: 5/21/2023
Introduction
Welcome to Cringe.org, the premier platform for one-of-a-kind petitions! By accessing and using this website, you agree to abide by the following Terms of Service (the "Terms") outlined below. If you disagree with any part of these Terms, then your option is simple – fuck off and do not use our website, you dumb whore.
General Terms
To engage with our service, you need mental fortitude greater than that of a 13-year-old. If your intellectual resilience and butt-hurtedness doesn't quite measure up, you might want to consider other services more suited to your mental capacity, such as Roblox or Fortnite.
User Conduct and Agreement
By accessing and interacting with Cringe.org, you agree to conduct yourself responsibly, appreciating the singularity of our platform. By signing a petition, you grant us the unrestricted right to use your likeness, name, voice, comments, and/or appearance as such may be embodied in any pictures, photos, video recordings, audiotapes, digital images, and the like, taken or made on behalf of Cringe.org including those posted to Cringe.org affiliates such as, but not limited to, content shared to Discord, Facebook, etc. You agree that Cringe.org has complete ownership of such material and can use said material for any purpose consistent with Cringe.org’s mission to monetize the mentally deficient. These uses include, but are not limited to, videos, publications, advertisements, news releases, websites, merchandise, and any promotional or educational materials.
Intellectual Property
By using our service, you grant Cringe.org an unrestricted, non-exclusive, worldwide, royalty-free license to use, copy, reproduce, process, modify, merchandise, publish, transmit, display, and distribute any content you submit and/or we want. This license serves to maintain the unmatched singularity of our platform.
Limitation of Liability
Under no circumstances will Cringe.org, its affiliates, officers, employees, agents, suppliers or licensors be held liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, punitive or consequential damages that result from your use or inability to use our services.
Modifications to Terms of Service
Cringe.org reserves the right, at its sole discretion, to modify or replace any part of this agreement at any time. It is your responsibility to check these Terms periodically for changes. Your continued use of our service following the posting of changes will constitute your acceptance of such changes.
Final Clause
Please be aware that due to the distinct and unique nature of Cringe.org, only the most cringe petition can exist on our platform at any given time. Attempts to submit a new petition will result in immediate rejection if the nature of the petition does not exceed the levels of cringe induced by the current petition. Your acceptance of these terms is implicit upon merely visiting our site and explicit upon the signing of, or attempt to submit, a petition. Should you engage with Cringe.org in any way, you should anticipate a steep drop in social credit score.
In conclusion, here at Cringe.org, we value the unique, one-of-a-kind, and monolithic. So, we thank you for your understanding, your cooperation, and, above all, your submission to these terms. If you do not agree to all the terms and conditions, then you are already in violation for having read them.
Cringe.org is a subsidiary of OCAPodcast.com and usage of either platform confirms agreement to these terms.
Privacy Policy
Comments
When visitors leave comments on the site, the enigmatic forces at play collect the data shown in the comments form, along with the visitor’s IP address and browser user agent string. This information is skillfully used to combat spam and maintain the harmony of our digital realm.
If you choose to use Gravatar, be prepared for the mystical powers to analyze an anonymized string (hash) derived from your email address, all in the quest to unveil your presence. The secrets of the Gravatar service privacy policy can be unlocked here. Once your comment receives approval, your profile picture materializes before the public eye, magically aligning with your comment.
Media
When you upload images to the website, exercise caution and conceal any location data (EXIF GPS) embedded within. Restless visitors wandering through our digital landscape have the ability to extract and decipher this hidden knowledge.
Cookies
Should you decide to grace us with a comment, you may find solace in the convenience of our cookies. These enchanting treats save your name, email address, and website, ensuring you don’t have to cast the same spell repeatedly when leaving subsequent comments. These cookies possess an enduring magic that lasts for one year.
As you approach our login page, prepare yourself for a momentary encounter with a transitory cookie. Its purpose is to determine if your browser is open to accepting cookies. Fear not, for this cookie contains no personal data and vanishes when you close your browser.
Upon entering our realm with your sacred login, a series of cookies shall be bestowed upon you. These ethereal cookies safeguard your login information and your screen display choices. Login cookies maintain their enchantment for two days, while the cookies of screen options extend their magic for a year. By selecting the “Remember Me” option, your login shall endure for two weeks. But heed this warning: should you willingly depart from your account, the login cookies will be banished.
Should you venture to edit or publish an article, an additional cookie shall manifest within your browser. This cookie, free of personal data, merely indicates the post ID of the article you have recently edited. Its presence shall fade away after one day, as swiftly as it appeared.
Marketing Campaigns
As mysterious wielders of data, we reserve the right to utilize the voluntarily given information to shape captivating marketing campaigns. Your enigmatic data may contribute to the creation of lookalike audiences or be used in other undisclosed ways to enhance our mystical endeavors within the boundaries of what is deemed legal. Embrace the intrigue, for the secrets lie hidden within the realm of possibility.
Embedded content from other websites
Within this enigmatic realm, our articles may contain embedded content from other websites. These mystical artifacts, whether they be videos, images, or articles, behave as if you have traversed into the depths of the other website.
These external entities possess the ability to gather insights into your journey, employing cookies and third-party tracking, even as they monitor your interaction with their embedded content. Should you possess an account and be immersed within their world, your interactions shall not escape their watchful gaze.
Who we share your data with
During the sacred act of resetting your password, your IP address shall accompany you in the reset email, safeguarding your path to rebirth.
How long we retain your data
In this realm, when you leave a comment, the comment and its mysterious metadata shall remain eternally. Our enigmatic powers shall recognize and approve subsequent comments with ease, eliminating the need for them to languish in a moderation queue.
For the select few who register on our website, their personal information shall find refuge within their user profile. These chosen ones hold the ability to perceive, manipulate, or obliterate their personal information at will (except for their elusive username). The guardians of this realm, known as website administrators, shall also possess insight into and control over this cryptic knowledge.
What rights you have over your data
As an esteemed visitor of our enigmatic realm, you possess certain rights over your data. Should you hold an account on this site or have bestowed upon us your enigmatic comments, you retain the power to request an exported file of the personal data we hold about you. This includes any data you have willingly shared with us. Furthermore, you possess the ability to request the erasure of any personal data we have chosen to keep. However, be aware that this mystical act does not extend to data we are bound to preserve for administrative, legal, or security purposes.
Where we send your data
The cryptic comments you leave within our realm may undergo scrutiny from an automated spam detection service. These ethereal guardians shall discern the authenticity of your words, ensuring the purity of our digital landscape remains untarnished.
Reasons for signing
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